Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[R2elk]

DH wants me to do yoga in high heals and a corset

Pictures are demanded!!!!!!!

If you weren't so far from me, I would gladly volunteer to take the pics.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What? You Seriously can't touch your toes?

Nope!!! But I’m super tall and I also have tight hamstrings. I was supposed to be working on that but never have

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Are these yoga pants?
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My premium feather membership expired and these ads are cracking me the hell up.

DEAR GOODNESS! DOES THAT LADY HAVE IMPLANTS OR SOMETHING!?
Or are those balloons? Hey, if they stuff stuff down their shirts to make it looks like they have massive breasts, surely some people do it down their pants for large heinies, too... the craziness of humanity knows no bounds.

 

[pozees2]

No.
Heck no.

The last one is the most important.

Have I not Kiki dictionary-ed the last one yet?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

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Below the -- oh, dear goodness.
*Faints.*

 

[ShrekDawg]

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Ummmm I’m not sure that one’s so family friendly

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Nope!!! But I’m super tall and I also have tight hamstrings. I was supposed to be working on that but never have

Hum.
I have always been able to touch my toes. Even pregnant at 210 pounds.
It is weird to me that so many people can't touch their toes.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I can almost get my palms against the ground. Holding it for any amount of time really makes the back of my knees hurt, though....

 

[Kiki]

Are these yoga pants?
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My premium feather membership expired and these ads are cracking me the hell up.

I'm dead!!!

 

[electrycmonk]

You will never need to do the splits in your real adult life.
Touching your toes yes but the splits probably not.

I could still do the splits up till my knee surgery June 2018. I'm almost able to do it now.