Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[Chicken Chiquita]

Brush your teeth.
Eat your vegetables.
Listen to your mother.
Pee in your pants every single day.

Check, and check, I won't tell which which ones that was too though.

 

[Kiki]

These could be lyrics to a Tim McGraw song.

Still true though

How's your incubator doing?

 

[Kiki]

I met my Better-half in '05; I was 35. She was 40.

[ETA: we have several kids 12-24y/o via various methods stated elsewhere in here with much detail]

She is a cougar m!

 

[Chicken Chiquita]

You will never need to do the splits in your real adult life.
Touching your toes yes but the splits probably not.

Ok...but...what are "toes" exactly???

 

[R2elk]

Need to work on everything else too though I don’t think I’ll ever get up that early.

Start with going to bed at a reasonable hour. Getting up early will follow soon enough.

I started out as a night person. I preferred working graveyard shifts over day shifts. If I saw the sunrise it was because I was still up and had not gone to bed yet.

It took time but I learned the value of being an early riser. I learned just how much more you can accomplish in the early hours of the day especially if it is the hot days of summer.

Mornings can be the most beautiful time of the day if you aren't in bed sleeping.

Now, I am up before the sunrise every morning. I get more accomplished in the first few hours than during most of the rest of the day.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You a$$umed wrong direction. Now go for that walk like the other ladies strongly advised you to do
or else!

Isn’t it a bit late now? It’s almost 10 o’clock

 

[Ursuline Chick]

DH wants me to do yoga in high heals and a corset

 

[pozees2]

Start with going to bed at a reasonable hour. Getting up early will follow soon enough.

I started out as a night person. I preferred working graveyard shifts over day shifts. If I saw the sunrise it was because I was still up and had not gone to bed yet.

It took time but I learned the value of being an early riser. I learned just how much more you can accomplish in the early hours of the day especially if it is the hot days of summer.

Mornings can be the most beautiful time of the day if you aren't in bed sleeping.

Now, I am up before the sunrise every morning. I get more accomplished in the first few hours than during most of the rest of the day.

I 100% agree with this. Morning rocks.

 

[Kiki]

It literally says the title on it

I'm stuck in slow motion tonight.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Brush your teeth.
Eat your vegetables.
Listen to your mother.
Pee in your pants every single day.

Welp