Skipper...three hour tour turns into a lifelong stranding. He let the Howells take too much luggage.
Gilligan...1st mate of the skipper who lost the boat
Howell is an ugly idiot
The Professor....got on the overloaded boat
If I have to pick some guy on an island; I pick Survivorman, at least I'd have a hope in heck of getting home.
The Other Guys in no particular order
Orlando Blume
Johnny Depp
Gary Sinese
the guy who plays Morgan
and even though he's an old fart (like me) Harrison Ford
Morgan Freeman, cause I love his voice.
Matthew McConaughey makes me think of Josh Lucas in Sweet Home Alabama. DH likes that movie a lot because he likes Reese Witherspoon, and I love it for Josh Lucas. I could eat him with a spoon!