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What is it about all these cute lil woodland creatures that make them not like you so much? lol What was it before, turkeys? and now chipmunks.. what'd ya do, call 'em chip and dale, then ask where hewey dewey and louie was? lol
 
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What is it about all these cute lil woodland creatures that make them not like you so much? lol What was it before, turkeys? and now chipmunks.. what'd ya do, call 'em chip and dale, then ask where hewey dewey and louie was? lol

it was just one, and he/she/it was NOT happy about me coming near it's pear tree, apparently. i think all woodland creatures want to eat/maim/kill me.

yep, it was turkeys last time. i have also been bitten by: peacocks, an ostrich, a llama, and a dolphin.
two different giraffes growled and got in my face on separate occasions.

i'm like the OPPOSITE of Jack Hannah.
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you and me both! I was maybe 4 when I learned that all the creatures, great and small, HATE me with every single fiber of thier being! On an adventure to the Zoo....an ostrich reached over and out of it's pen, to bite me on the nose. I was bit on the hand from a duck, my rooster finds ways to flog me every chance he gets. lol
I think things with feathers have some kind of revenge pact or something. lol
 
Today I learned that if I'm ever stranded on a deserted island I'd like miss_jayne as my fellow castaway. While the animals are pelting her with nuts I can whomp 'em on the head and we can eat 'em!
 

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