Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

[dogzrule5]

My daughter has a really crazy neighbor!!! They live in a cluster of townhomes and most folks there have dogs, which they all politely walk. Well, this particular woman will walk her two dogs very slowly down the sidewalk and stand with her two dogs smack in front of my daughter's glass storm door just to make my daughter's dogs go balisitc! The woman will stand there and stare in the door!

She is crazy!

 

[CHKNFMR]

Thankfully I have long left this neighborhood. However, the horrific memories have yet to leave my memory. I lived in a housing apartment complex where some of the apartments doors faced each other. The porch was along one end of the house and a little brick wall seperated your front porch from the back porch. Y'all know the kind I'm talking about. Well my back door opened into the kitchen and so did my neighbors. This man looked like something out of the movie "The Hills Have Eyes". He weighed at least 300 pound, long black, nasty, bushy beard, greasy, black, long hair. He would wear his jeans until they were so dirty they would be plum shiney with body grease. Have I painted you a picture here???? Well, the scarring moment was the night my AC went out and while cooking supper the kitchen got overly warm. I made the mistake of opening the kitchen door to allow some heat to escape. Just as I finished up preparing the meal (I did not/could not eat!) I glance over and he is sitting at his kitchen table with both his door and screen door open -- wide open clear shot of him.....in nothing but his underwear.

The thought still makes me shudder. They were (I guess) at one time white maybe...but they were now a really dirty muddy color. That image was burned into my mind in an instant.

He was seemingly nice enough before that night, but after that I found it hard to even speak a passing hello as I ducked in or out quuickly while averting my gaze at anything but him.

Don't know if that qualifies as crazy...but definitely oogie....

 

[Aneesa's Muse]

My neighbors aren't as bad as some of yours, but I've had some lively ones.

The first ones moved in a couple months after we did ..parked in OUR driveway, blocking our garage door ...or parked right behind us, so we couldn't get out when we needed to. When we complained, he threatened me ..always when DH wasn't here ....and then denied it all when DH would confront him about it. He came over here one day ..to make peace? ...with a No Parking sign that he was going to hang over our garage. LOL I guess, so no one ..including US ....would block his "extra parking place"

This is the same one that beat the crap out of his girlfriend ..even cut her! ...and couldn't understand why I disliked him so much. Uhhh... probably cuz your wounded girlfriend ends up over here every time you decide to filet her!

I won't even get started on the theft from our backyard ..and then told the landlord we stole from him, when I retrieved our belongings. The loud music and idiots and noise all hours of the night and day ...that's another story, too.


Now, we have 3 generations of crazy folks ..and their distant relations.. living next door. Parking is an issue, noise is too ...and the grandmother comes over to ask me for food or a pepsi ever'now and again. I guess her son and granddaughter spend all the grocery money on clothes and loud music ..or cars ..or whatever! Poor grandma!

The Dad and daughter physically fight in the street and in the home ...I hear it and see it all! The daughter/granddaughter even came over to tell me that I am rude because I don't have much to say to them and I don't interact with them, regularly. She even threatened me! I told her, my kids are older than you and I don't have any tolerance for disrespectful brats, so take it back home to Daddy... he'll fight with you ...I won't!

Some of their family appears to be into prostitution and drugs ...very little clothes on most of the girls ..and one of them changes cars like I hope he changes his underwear. But.. I'm the evil one cuz I ask them not to linger and loiter in front of my house with all the noise and "activity".


These are just the immediate ones ...I could go on and on about the ones on the other side of them ..or the ones across the street. It's a nightmare here!


I think DH is finally getting tired of it all ..after another incident last night ...police involved this time, too ...he says we will move.

I hope we're moving to the country!!!

 

[dogzrule5]

Here I am at work, laughing out loud so hard and my co-workers are asking me "what are you doing over there?".

This line is absolutely hysterical - except the really scarey ones!!!

 

[chickens4jojo]

Thank you all for making my thankful for my own neighbors!!

 

[balticbabe]

My neighbors aren’t crazy. We moved to get away from the crazy whose behavior I'm not able to describe on a family friendly forum. But my parents neighbors are weird so I’ll pass on a story my dad shared with me.

They live in SW Washington where the landscaping consists of rhododendron, fuchsias, evergreens etc. The guy across the street tore up the yard to plant palm trees, bananas and other non-native, high maintenance plants.

This neighbor gave all the other neighbors flax plants. Mr. Palm got mad at one neighbor and dug up the gifted flax in the middle of the night. Mr. Palm is also suspected of planting cactus in my parent’s front yard because my dad makes fun of the cacti and palms in the new neighbor’s yard. That’ll teach them!

My dad is leaving the cacti since they’ll be dead soon enough anyway. Mr. Palm has been putting plant waste in the other neighbors' plant waste bins which they are all aware of since he's the only one with non-native plants. The man whose flax gift was revoked throws in plant waste back into Mr. Palms driveway.

 

[Jolyn]

I've never had a bad neighbor. You said we can't talk about the ones that actually had mental issues right? I did have one poor lady that lost it.
Other than the very nice guy with a junk collection of a yard all is fine here. I just wish he'd clean up his mess. Luckily we have a acre of bramble between us but it would be nice to clear the lot someday....but not to look at his mess.

Oh my goodness how could i forget this. We had a single mom move in next to us. She had three kids and a off and on again a live in boyfriend. Kids were out in the front yard all the time and never supervised. Once we saw the bf trying to pry open the meter on the front of the house. Next thing you know the police are out there asking about it. They had called to report a tampering when it was the bf that did it. Then i came home from work one day in the middle of summer. There was a horrible smell near my front door. It just kept getting worse and worse the next day.....So i looked over and her garbage can was right there. I go over and knock on her door......tell her ex husband the problem and she says "Ohhhhhhhhh yahhhhhhhhhh must be that rancid meat i tossed out a few days ago."..................Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Same house different people....Couple with older girls........i'd come home and my front walk way was covered with cig butts. Told them and the parents say....Our girls don't smoke and neither do their friends. Ok so then why when your not home do they have a ton of teen boys out front smoking and cussing and etc.......Once dh came home and found the girl on the hood of her dad's car with a boy basically going to town. When dad got home dh went over and told him and said Look i'm just trying to fill ya in before your daughter gets pregnant. Guess what...they moved....about a year in a half later saw them all out at Applebees and there was a little baby with them. Dh was right they were grandparents!!!

Ok so i did think of those two.

 

[purr]

ok , I haven't read all the posts yet, but I have a crazy neighbor. His name is Harold and about 10 years ago he was walking up the street to the local bar, named Monsours. Anyway he had on a black trench coat and was walking in the middle of the road. And I said to DH I hope harold doesn't come back after dark or someone is going to hit him, Well they did and it turned out to be DH's cousin Wendy and she had her 2 kids and was overdue for the 3. DH went outside and to check on him. Because he is a CPR , first Aid Instructor. Anyway he was a mess didn't think he'd live.
But he did and now he rides up and down the middle of our very busy road in his electric wheelchair.Has been arrested for beating up his mother who is also nuts. And last week he got thrown out of the local liquor store cause they wouldn't give him anymore booze cause he was already stinking drunk.So he took his pee bottle that he carries around with him (whips it out and pees wherever he is) and poured it all over their floor. So now he's banned from that store.
They have over a few acres of land and they bring their dogs as close to my property as they can get to do their business.

So these are my crazy neighbors
now I'm going to go read everyone else's posts

 

[FlockEweFarm]

My evil neighbor is at it again, he noticed the progress on the coop complex, so he called animal control on me...AGAIN! He complained that my roosters were crowing, and they told him that,"Roosters do that, they crow, you live in the country people have roosters, they crow...please quit calling us." He drove by for a few days and tried to maddog me, but that was ok, I gave him the 'crazy eye" and scratched my tail end in his direction and kept on building. The my mastiff and my bloodhound got into a fight and he called animal control and claimed that I was fighting dogs....

They came by, saw what house it was and who had called and asked him to please quit calling again. I now have a compost heap over in that part of the yard that is full of rotten potatos.
I have documented everything, and I have called the sheriffs department and spoken with them about th continuing issues that I have with him and they have told me that he is rapidly approaching stalker status. The best way to defeat a crazy neighbor is to know the law, and stay just inside of it, so that they dont have a leg to stand on. He tried to get me in trouble for the location and size of my coop, so it is exactly where the P&Z says it can legally be, 10 ft off the property line, and 25ft off the front of the property, and it is 6 inches below the requirement for a permit.
I am still trying to get my son to go back to practicing his bagpipes out by the chicken pen again.....
Yes, I dont just sit there and take the abuse, this has been a 10 year battle that I anticipate will end when one of us finally moves, but I was here first.

 

[maplesky7]

I have crazy neighbors and annoying neighbors and nosey neigbors and dispondent neighbors and 2 nice neighbors but my FAVORITE least complaining neighbor's are the cows.

Cows make good neighbors.

And I'll have to come back and tell you about all my other neighbors who so joyfully tried taking me to court for a compost pile (2 about 3x3x2)and burn pile about? 10x6x4 feet.

But the zoning people said, "They can have a hog farm if they want to. And your complaining about THIS?"

So I went and got chickens instead.

And thus my journey began...

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