Lol, I checked out the link (I had a good idea of the tenets but hadn't read them in a while) scrolled down to the FAQ and found "I want to sell my soul, get rich, join the illuminati, etc." and the answer is "Please look elsewhere." Lol, such a polite way to say go away! lol
Well if they tell them to go to h. e. double hockey sticks and they did, they'd end up having to deal with them in the afterlife too (being Satanists and all) and that would just be disappointing.
(Yes I know Satanists don't really believe in afterlife like that.)