The very worst one that I can recall was...What kinds of names did you see?
Bessie Pretty On Top.
Really.
I also worked in shipping, so I saw plenty of names there too. The very best one I saw (made up, I think, because there was nothing on Google) was (drum roll)....
Penny Bier-Titz. She'd have to introduce herself as "Penny Bier-Titz, yes really."
Now, can you just imagine if she was testifying in a trial?
Opposing Counsel: Now, Miss Bier-Titz.... (Strangled laughter) Your Honor, may I request permission to call this witness "Penny?"