Everyone loves lists. Here's an oldie, but a goodie:
Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8: Men have two emotional states: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich...
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky; Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital - and dying of nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather: It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1: "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, may burn your butt tomorrow."
Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8: Men have two emotional states: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich...
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky; Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital - and dying of nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather: It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1: "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, may burn your butt tomorrow."
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