Long Distance Friendships :-(

[SourRoses]

You are?

I thought you were hinting that I should just come back later and you didn't want to come chat wif me

 

[SourRoses]

I was eating my curly french fries with ranch dressing and I wanted to read something funny from you. Hehe.

I'm happy that your boss lady thinks you are making beautiful pizzas!

Good jobbie!

 

[LittleChickenLady]

I went out to feed my chickens and got attacked.
They really like treats.. Lol.
I bend down to give them the treats and they swarm me and almost knock me down.
Silly chickens.

My babies are doing good. They're super fat.
I'll get pictures sometime. They pretty much look the same.
I take too many pictures of my chickens, then nobody wants to see them.

 

[SourRoses]

I love seeing pictures of your chickens!

 

[LittleChickenLady]

Really?!

I'll post them on here when I take them now.
I just love my chickens!


I want an emu...

How are your critters?

 

[SourRoses]

Good...

Yeah... I can't wait to see your pictures.

Squishy keeps stealing my towel. I have to do a lot of laundry because he likes fabric so much. He drags things down on the floor to make himself his own little beds. Nevermind the bed he has sitting on his favorite chair.

 

[LittleChickenLady]

I didn't even get an email this last time telling me you responded.
Grr!

What about the fish? Did they finally make babies?
I want a Squishy dog! I love dogs, just can't have one now.


I took the girls out some watermelon rinds (sp?) and they had no idea what to do.
It was so funny. Finally one got brave and they loved it.




I don't know if we're on the same time zone or not. I thought Florida was an hour behind, but I'm not sure.

 

[SourRoses]

I thought you were on central? We are on eastern. I thought there was an hour difference. Though, my time right now is 4:27. Wont be by the time I post this though

I'm about to go have a peek at my little ones.

No Betta fry yet. They just want to be friends

Friends that nibble on each other a bit.

 

[LittleChickenLady]

Nope, we're eastern.

In Alabama they're always an hour behind us, that's why I thought Florida was too.
Cool! We're on the same time!


You need to tell those fishies that I want a baby fish so they need to get on it!

 

[SourRoses]

The smell from just the store is enough to make you feel sick? Weird.


Just wait until you have to deliver...

The thing with all of those different kinds of toppings and feast combos on pizzas is... each different kind of pizza has its own funk, and in that small confined space of a car, it concentrates, blends, then penetrates every bit of fabric and nook and cranny in the car.

Sure, just a bunch of cheese pizzas would be fine... but ohhh nooooo, each person has to go and order something different.. and don't you doubt that they do this intentionally, just to stinkify the delivey vehicle!

So you get the blended perfume of... Barbecue sauce, Onions, Pepperoni, Peppers, Sausage, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Chicken, Pinapple, Ham, Banana peppers, Anchovies, Black olives, Ground beef. All mixed with the heretofore lovely scent of Pizza sauce and cheese... and what were nice smells individually become a mass of monstrous olfactory overload.

Dont think that if you go for a drive on your day off in the same car, you'll be free of the smell... because you wont. It takes a good two weeks, no matter the amount of interior cleaning, for the smell to dissapate.

I suspect the cessation of the smell is only because the legions of bacteria have devoured every scent particle, after a week or so... and after farting out the gasses for another few days, they eventually croak, then decompose, releasing yet more gasses... or better yet, junior comes along and eats the dead bacteria parent, laden with pizza gases... so the cycle can continue. If ever you get that strange waft of pizza stink, and you will, a month or longer after the last pizza went anywhere near the car... rest assured it was only the great, great, great, grand-offspring bacteria, otherwise known as junior, farting its last gassy pizza fart.