Looking for gullible buyer...

[Sitka]

FOR SALE:

PUREBRED "Easter Egger" rooster, from the acclaimed "Packing Peanuts" breed line. Crows loud and often, so perfect for the suburbs. Won "Best Mutt" at East Podunk County Fair.

Hatched April 1, 2009.

EE PP's are extremely rare!!! (Only 5.2 million known to exist, and that is just along BYC members) So act now!!!

Price: $500 or best offer.

But wait! There's more! If you reply within the next 15 minutes, get 9 EE PP's for the price of 1 !

Anyone?

 

[ChooksChick]

Oy.

I can best you. I have a crowing EE PP which mates the bare feet of all of my family. He believes they are his girls.

He has a prosthetic beak, attached to his broken, pinned lower beak, which has metal showing like a Frankenchicken.

I think he's worth a $million, sweet thing, if it weren't for that foot fetish...

Good luck!

 

[The Wolf Queen]

Pp???

 

[ArizonaNessa]

I swear if you posted that on craigslist your phone would never stop ringing with doorknobs trying to get those rare and elusive EEPP's. Try it one day just for the entertainment value

 

[Sitka]

Quote:
PP = Packing Peanuts