Love thy neighbor...YEAH, RIGHT!

[redhen]

I'd make her life a living hell..

 

[PineappleMama]

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I would love to have been a fly on the wall... I mean really either he confesses that he's a liar and an irresponsible owner... and admits his dog was out and about and you were telling the truth all along thus his dog was painted... or he continues to lie about it and just pretends that the paint isn't there. That's bloody brilliant. The imaginary crap in your yard led to imaginary paint on the imaginary dog... *snicker*

 

[Katy]

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OK...the only reference I had seen to a fence you called it her fence....I guess you can cut as many holes in yours as you want!

 

[Cat Water]

That stuff just makes my blood boil.

 

[Telamon]

GAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! i hate when they do that!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tala]

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I'd worry most about the pot. Like PineappleMama said, she could say it was your pot since he throws it in your yard. Definitely report that, and get it on camera if you can.
It doesn't sound like you'd have any neighborly relations to "lose" by reporting him. Har har

 

[babylady4]

If that kid is smoking joints and tossing the roaches into your yard, there will be saliva and DNA on the roach. Photo evidence would be nice to add for the cops, but fingerprints and DNA work too! That and foot impressions of someone standing for a long time in one spot.......

Too much NCIS at this house.......

 

[redhen]

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Awesome!

Yup.. i'd nail those kids any way that i could.....
You really need to get a video camera set up...

 

[The Yakima Kid]

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I had a similar problem with a black lab...every morning the neighbor let it out, it crossed the street and took a crap under my livingroom window. I went over nicely and spot to him...he called me a liar...said his dog never left his yard. Next morning..I went back over...same thing the third morning...doggie went home yowling and covered in neon pink paint from my paintball gun. I walked over and the man said "Did you shoot my dog with paint?"I said "No because you told me your dog is never in my yard but I did shoot a dog with pink paint while it was crapping on my lawn"

Doggie problem solved....it took a days for that paint to come off. LOL

Maybe shoot the dog with paint while she is standing there...she will get the point.

I love it. I think I'll do that with the Rottweiler from Hell.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

Selective English? A common affliction, especially among illegal aliens.

We had a mojidora with selective English whose dog used to roam and threaten everyone. I went to her house to tell her the dog was loose and that if she didn't come and get it that I'd have to call Animal Control. She stood there, smiling, and said, over and over again, "No English."

I told her she must have been a very successful prostitute in her homeland because all of her children so obviously had different fathers and her husband must have been her pimp. English came out, admittedly first in very short Anglo-Saxon and Norman French form, but she got her dog although she did try to hit me first. Fortunately for us, her husband was arrested on a felony and the rest of the family chose to leave the area voluntarily when he went to prison. I think the fact that her teenage son was assisting his father in the family enterprises might have had a bearing since he was released from the youth center and they were gone within the month. They're probably over in the Central Valley dealing their drugs and committing auto burglaries instead of doing it on my block.