Today my idiot rooster has proven that he is insane. He actually attacked my car when I was coming down the driveway. Unfortunately he didn't end up under the tires. But he will find his feathered rear end in the crock pot unless someone wants him.
My poor dog is deathly afraid to go outside when Hannibal is on the prowl. He just doesn't give up. About the only animals he doesn't challenge are my three horses. I almost dispatched him last week but when I was ready to make my move I happened to look up and a sheriff's car was going by. I really didn't want to have to explain why I was chasing a poor, defenseless chicken around the yard so I stopped what I was doing. Hannibal took off and ran down the hill behind the house crowing all the way. I swear he was laughing at me. Grrrrrrrrr.
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