I'll pass on the deer flies. Have you tried wearing a hat? The minute they spy my dark hair, they're all over me, but when I wear my geeky hat with a wide brim, (I call it going incognito) they don't recognize me and for the most part, I can go about my business. You can double the mileage by giving the hat a liberal dose of bug spray. I've also heard that people get success wearing a darker hat with a white sticky strip on the back or top. Supposedly the flies land on the sticky, and it's game over. No, flies don't take notice of colorful language. I think it only excites them in an improper way! My girls don't seem to be fast enough for those flying grasshoppers. (although there are none in their run) When ever I see one that doesn't move faster than I do, I stomp it. Then the girls get to fight over it. I'm sure the neighbors (if I had any close enough to see me) would consider calling the guys with the white jackets because of the oddly dressed middle aged lady chasing bugs with a butterfly net and randomly jumping up and down on the lawn. Again, I say it's a novel idea to wait to get the chickens until you're actually ready for them. Good for you Jazor. What are you getting, and when?????You can have some of my deer flies if you'd like?! They have it down to a science, to where I can literally take 2 steps out of my vehicle and they are already landing on top of my head. I've used some pretty colorful language to express how I feel about them lately. I hope they take notice of it.
I'm just a week or two away from being "chicken ready" (as if that's a thing) and I'm sure they will enjoy the grasshoppers should they be able to catch ahold of them. Not sure why, but I've got tons of them in the yard, and they seem far more docile that the ones I chased when I was a kid. They're in for a wake up call when the chooks arrive!
Cheers,
Jazor