I'll pass on the deer flies. Have you tried wearing a hat? The minute they spy my dark hair, they're all over me, but when I wear my geeky hat with a wide brim, (I call it going incognito) they don't recognize me and for the most part, I can go about my business. You can double the mileage by giving the hat a liberal dose of bug spray. I've also heard that people get success wearing a darker hat with a white sticky strip on the back or top. Supposedly the flies land on the sticky, and it's game over. No, flies don't take notice of colorful language. I think it only excites them in an improper way! My girls don't seem to be fast enough for those flying grasshoppers. (although there are none in their run) When ever I see one that doesn't move faster than I do, I stomp it. Then the girls get to fight over it. I'm sure the neighbors (if I had any close enough to see me) would consider calling the guys with the white jackets because of the oddly dressed middle aged lady chasing bugs with a butterfly net and randomly jumping up and down on the lawn. Again, I say it's a novel idea to wait to get the chickens until you're actually ready for them. Good for you Jazor. What are you getting, and when?????