I, actually, do not like fiddleheads. Or lobster. Or whoopie pies. Or Dunkin (coffee or donuts). Hahahaha
You can send me all your fiddle heads. And I'll take your lobstah. And your whoopie pies. Dunkin donuts? No thanks. But, I'll take one of the Tim Horton's tractor tire donuts. I think there is something seriously wrong with you if you live in Maine, and don't like those things. But, it's a big state, so, I'll overlook this minor issue! What about blueberry pie? Or fresh picked strawberries, still warm from the morning sun? Or a new baby spud stolen from the plant to go with some fresh peas?