Make-A-Wish-At-A-Price

[Devyn Nagy]

You have to leave a wish now.

I wish I could remember to leave a wish after I ruin someone else's.

 

[AidKD]

I wish I could remember to leave a wish after I ruin someone else's.

Granted, but you hit your head and now you have alzheimers.
I wish I owned a sports car.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

Granted, but you hit your head and now you have alzheimers.
I wish I owned a sports car.

Granted, but you crashed it, hit your head, and now you have alzheimers.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

I wish I could make myself tiny and fit into places.

 

[AidKD]

I wish I could make myself tiny and fit into places.

Granted, but a moron comes along and crushes you cause they think you're an ant.
I wish I had an unlimited amount of gummy bears.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

Granted, but a moron comes along and crushes you cause they think you're an ant.
I wish I had an unlimited amount of gummy bears.

Granted, but you can only look at them.
I wish it was always summer.

 

[AidKD]

Granted, but you can only look at them.
I wish it was always summer.

Granted, but then all air conditioning goes out everywhere and you only have warm water to drink and a snowsuit to wear.
I wish I owned a horse.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

Granted, but then all air conditioning goes out everywhere and you only have warm water to drink and a snowsuit to wear.
I wish I owned a horse.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Granted, but then all air conditioning goes out everywhere and you only have warm water to drink and a snowsuit to wear.
I wish I owned a horse.

Granted, but you go bankrupt
I wish I could have more ducks

 

[AidKD]

Granted, but you go bankrupt
I wish I could have more ducks

Granted, but they they attack you all at once every time you're around them.
I wish my garden was already planted.