Make-A-Wish-At-A-Price

granted, but it tastes like dish soap

I wish my lizard eggs would hatch already
Granted, but then they hatch and get out so you can't ever find them, and then they get bigger, breed, and multiply.
I wish I could climb the tree a bird just made a nest in.
 
Granted, but then they hatch and get out so you can't ever find them, and then they get bigger, breed, and multiply.
I wish I could climb the tree a bird just made a nest in.
Granted but the bird calls down a whole flock of them and they all peck you down.

I wish for nothing
 
Granted, but you also gain the ability to get someone else's personality. You read a crazy person's mind and turn crazy yourself.


I wish that I could get a good night's sleep for once (for real!) .
Wish granted but 6ou have bad days instead.

I wish for horses
 
Granted, but every time you try and ride them you get tangled up amd dragged around.

I wish I suddenly didn't have to work tomorrow.
Granted but your were at boring seminar instead

I wish to go to Disneyland just once in my life
 
Granted but your were at boring seminar instead

I wish to go to Disneyland just once in my life
Granted, but it's the most miserable, horrible experience of your whole life.

I wish I didn't feel like such an idiot for sleeping through my alarms and suddenly not have to go to work this morning..... 😳😭😂
 

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