make up a rumour game

[Gerbil]

Is a super being with the power to turn into a spaceship.

 

[canada-goose]

I wish!

Daydreams about owning a semi, because they're cute and friendly looking.

 

[Gerbil]

Eats icecream for dinner every night!!!

 

[Louieandthecrew]

Had a heart attack when she read this post!

 

[Gerbil]

Has a pet rock named Mr. Rock.

 

[Q9]

Is stocking up on illegal weapons to ship to a gang in Nebraska.

 

[Gerbil]

Quote:
Never!!! At least not to Nebraska.

He smells a lot, when I say smell, I mean he smells everything!! Shoes, grass, walls, the list is infinite.

 

[Q9]

No, that's my sister.

Shoots hamsters out of cannons just for the fun of it. Sicko.

 

[Gerbil]

Is paranoid conspiracy theorist.....

 

[Q9]

This is rumors, not obvious facts.

Is in fact a Federal agent spying on my posts and reporting everything I do to the Department of Homeland Security. Sits outside my house and moniters everything we do.

I know you're there. Hollow-point bullets work wonders.