DH stories are a trip...
 
Mine came home yesterday, and I was holding the cross beaked Polish on my lap...she was snoozin' away (I cannot even begin to describe my shock as to how gentle, sweet, and cuddly these two pullets are!). DH just looked at me, rolled his eyes, and said "Lord have mercy"...and continued walking into the kitchen. Mama said "Isn't she gorgeous? And they are PETS, not food." DH said "THEY???" and Mama said "Yep, "they"...we've got her sister too". More eye rolling from DH. I could tell he was mad, so I gave him the silent treatment for an hour. Finally he said "Baby, is something wrong?" (Duh, that would be why you GET the silent treatment). Me: "Nope, nothing." Door slam. DH: "What's wrong with you?" Me: "Well, let's see. First you tell me you don't care if I get more chickens. Then I hatch eggs and you act all ****** off because it means more chickens. Ignore the whole incubation process until you see an egg with the number 2 written on it, and claim it as yours. Then, once they hatched and start peeping in the brooder,  you complain about the noise. Then we have company and you want to show off the new chicks...the same ones you've been complaining about. I kill and process Zeus because he attacks our son, and my mom, and go get another rooster from down the road. You had no problem with it. Then when all the pullets wouldn't stop beating him up, and I told you I had to go get him a girl, you get mad...until you see her, and then you're ok with it. Now with these two new ones, you're ****** off...yet you said "I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET MORE CHICKENS"!!! So which is it? I can have more chickens, or I can't? What is the problem with these two new ones?" 
Silence for about a minute.
DH: "Your mom said they're pets."
Me: "Yes, that's right. One has a crossed beak, the other a spine injury. So they can't be bred, and can't be eaten...they are special needs chickens."
DH: "Do they lay eggs?"
Me: "Yes, they lay eggs. Not yet because of their age, but yes...these two chickens will lay eggs."
DH: "Oh, well that's ok then."