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Nats Chickens
Free Ranging
Steve: Poor Thor, he's been gone so long, he's so behind on everything, what with Civil War, and everything.
Tony: Yeah.
Thor: Hey guys! These are my friends Tree and Rabbit, and my sister came from Hel and destroyed my hammer and banished me and Loki to this planet called Sakaar, so we had to escape with Banner, who was there too, and a drunk Valkyrie, then Hela, my sister, blew up our planet, so I had to kill her, then Thanos rocked up and attacked us and killed all my people and Loki, but don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back soon. And so I went to get this Axe, which is called Stormbreaker, and endured the force of a star, then I used my Axe to summon the Bifrost to come here. Ah, Steve, I see you've copied my beard.
Steve: ...
Tony: ...
Tony: Yeah.
Thor: Hey guys! These are my friends Tree and Rabbit, and my sister came from Hel and destroyed my hammer and banished me and Loki to this planet called Sakaar, so we had to escape with Banner, who was there too, and a drunk Valkyrie, then Hela, my sister, blew up our planet, so I had to kill her, then Thanos rocked up and attacked us and killed all my people and Loki, but don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back soon. And so I went to get this Axe, which is called Stormbreaker, and endured the force of a star, then I used my Axe to summon the Bifrost to come here. Ah, Steve, I see you've copied my beard.
Steve: ...
Tony: ...