Mega Caption Contest(10 Images)!

[NixNoodleNumbat]

Okay, maybe not mega.
There are 10 images. I will decide on a way to determine the winner.
You must think of a funny caption for any/all of these pictures(I have captioned them myself):
"Every day I'm shufflin'"

"I will eat you!"

"That poop? It wasn't me..."

"What are you doing?"

"Hey!"
"I'm just going to go now..."

"What? You can't eat a whole walrus."
"I AM THE GREATEST!"
"My friends are weird..."

"My karate skills are legendary!"

"It's following me, I swear!"

"C'mon guys, where's the love?"

"We are the real happy feet penguins!"

EDIT: I have removed some due to general not-as-funny-ness.

 

[erner]

"Who's fault was it this time?"

 

[Fierlin1182]

The last one: "OK, if we all join wings and jump off this cliff together, we're going to increase our surface area and therefore the amount of drag we produce on the way down, which should result in as minimal disturbance as possible for the ore mine at the foot of this ravine which is located, personally I think, too close to the edge of the water body that we are aiming for. But then again, I have no idea how this notion of profitable drilling actually works."

The second one: "If only I could somehow diminish the brightness of this comb... I'd be invisible!

"

 

[ChickenPeep]

: I may be small, but i'm mighty!!

id you REALLY?!

: one moment, I'm staring at the wall.

: I think I have a thought.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

Quote:
Which one?

 

[artsyrobin]

can you hear me now?????????

 

[erner]

Quote:
Which one?

Pretty much all of them.