I Just received this in a email from a friend of mine a little while ago and thought it might provide at least a little laugh on what seems (at least to me) to be an emotionally down day here at BYC.
Men Are Just Happier People ...
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name
stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can
never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Heck,
you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You
never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your
chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered
belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically
expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
Thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three
pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap
problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your
face
and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for
25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Men Are Just Happier People ...
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name
stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can
never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Heck,
you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You
never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your
chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered
belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically
expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
Thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three
pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap
problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your
face
and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for
25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
