Men - I gotta question.....

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

Definitely NOT mad! I thought it was sweet an flattering and loving.

Just, yes, confusing.... and mostly just funny as all get out! I think my DH is funny. Since I cannot see what he finds SO appealing his flattery and attentions crack me up!! I KNOW he loves seeing me on a tractor in a bikini so I do it just to make him smile.


And MFB. You are officially adorable.

 

[benjoycei]

I got food poisoning really bad one time...ended up losing 57 pounds...DH kept telling me to quit going to the gym - to go hang out at the donut shop

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

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I am simply not willing to go that extra mile to lose a few pounds!!

I am sorry for you, I got food poisoning bad once too and the loss of 15 pounds put me in the hospital! A 57 pound weight loss would have left me around the same weight as my 9 year old.....

 

[debilorrah]

This right here is a sexy man with a belly. He adores me and I feel the same way. We went on one date and I never left. Oh and I have a loaf top, muffin shmuffin.

 

[redhen]

The MOST important thing is to be comfortable with yourself. If you're not, no matter if your spouse thinks your hot or not..you wont feel it or show it to him. So the first thing is liking yourself. Or nothing else really matters ...
I never was chick that really cared one way or the other if a man was attracted to me or not.... if he is..hey great! And trust me, he'll let ya know..

If not.... why are you even talkng to me....just get outta my face. Really...
Easy peasy.. IMO

 

[EweSheep]

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So, does he wear underwear under that kilt? I always heard they don't and I wondered if it was true.

Hubby said I never tell! Everything is in proper working order!

True Scots do NOT wear anything under kilts, its a known fact. HOwever exceptions are if they are playing games, it is a requirement here in the States. have no idea if they still do in UK. A polished brass plate in the Highland Festivals would be used for the kilt wearing guys. They still do it today.

So how can you tell if the men do not wear anything, you can't unless their kilt is made of lightweight material. Sometimes I can see underwear being worn by seeing the seams obvious in the front hips. Other times, you never know.

MFB, love your thoughts on your wife. Hubby expressed likewise!

 

[redhen]

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Yep.. you got a handsome guy there, Ewe!!

 

[cameron]

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Agreed. Confidence is a huge turn-on.

And muffin tops are too.

 

[arabianequine]

LMBO reading this thread....I said some of the posts to my husband and he said yeah like you working on cars

that is his passion not mine. I guess another one of his passions is seeing me work on cars. I have however on occasion lol but not in a bikini, that was not a requirement anyways though.

 

[drdoolittle]

This discussion brings to mind an episode of The Golden Girls. Dorothy wants to know which necklace to wear on a date, and asks Rose and Blanche.

ROSE: "Why, the chain, of course."

BLANCHE: "Can't you see the chain only accentuates the wrinkles in that turkey-like neck?"

ROSE: "Yes, but the pearls bring out the non-existent bosom."

BLANCHE: "Look at how the chain draws the eye even lower to the huge spare tire jutting out over those square manly hips."

Finally, Dorothy interrupts. "Why don't I just wear a sign that says, "TOO UGLY TO LIVE"?!?

BLANCHE: "But which will you hang it from, the chain or the pearls?"

Hilarious!