Men - I gotta question.....

[KristyHall]

I have WHAT in my yard? :

I have a husband who gets more excited over the new John Deere catalog than he does the new Victoria's Secret catalog!!

Add a woman in a bikini to a tractor and you have heaven!!

I find him drooling over the John Deere catalog and laugh. I call it tractor porn and tell him I can never compete with that!!

Many years ago when I was introduced to DHs friends for the first time one of his friends told me I would be cute if I got "fed up" a bit. Then I met his wife. At a Halloween party she was wearing an I Dream of Jeannie outfit. He looked at her as if she was the only 10 in the room. I was

when I saw her since it never occurred to me that they made such a skimpy outfit to fit a 350 pound woman!! She told me they didn't - she had made it herself. But, she knew she was beautiful to him and knew it enough to know she could prance around in less material than I would wear in public!

Thankfully my husband likes his women a bit smaller.....

love is a wonderful thing. I adore my dear love. He isn't the type of guy I use to go for growing up. In-fact he is the exact opposite, but to me he is the most handsome man in the world.​

 

[KristyHall]

I have WHAT in my yard? :

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I don't understand.

She means she nearly snorted milk out her nose from laughing!! (I hope!)​

ooooooohhhhhhhhh

 

[sourland]

Ihavewhatinmyyard calls her husband's John deere "obsession" tractor porn. The Princess calls BYC chicken porn.

I am neither obsessed or addicted--honestly.

 

[KristyHall]

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it's ok. your BYC friends will keep your terrible terrible secret.

 

[punk-a-doodle]

Haha, yes, I meant snorted!

And speak for yourself Kristy, I've already alerted the media to Sourland's tractor attraction. They are running the story at six.

 

[KristyHall]

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ooo you're evil!

 

[ams4776]

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I don't think we can generalize that. I know both types of men, and not all of them jerks like my ex, LOL. Some guys like really skinny women, some like them to have "a little extra" and some don't have a preference. And for the record, when I was stick skinny I ate PLENTY. I just had it in my genes or whatever. It wasn't until I had thyroid surgery that I started to gain weight more easily. I've also never been afraid of hard work. I just hate to see skinny women being labeled as women who don't eat or work. Now that I'm somewhat skinny again I both eat and work very hard and get plenty dirty.

I have a bad experience with non eaters. This one lady looked like a cancer patient. Thats overly skinny and what i mean by a stick. Bones poking out and droppy skin ( she wanted boob implants and a tummy tuck ) all she needed was a few lbs and would've looked greay instead of like she was gonna die soon.
In general guys and girls have preferences but there are more then looks. What happens when you reach 'old age' and start sagging a bit

 

[EweSheep]

Who could NOT resist this guy? Even with a bit of a belly, who cares!

 

[KristyHall]

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he is very handsome

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

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That's not a belly!! Besides I could never resist a man in a kilt.