Come on Opa... admit it... You are a man and just love going to the Depot and Lowes, even when there is nothing you need from either.
Truth be told, I absolutely detest Home Depot. They contributed to the demise of local lumber yards and that loss has made my life more difficult.
At a lumber yard I could get quality lumber. I would place an order with a counter man who knew what I was talking about. I would then drive my truck into the yard where a yardman would help me load the materials I had just purchased. In and out in short order.
Now I have to use imported lumber that I have to sort through to find a straight board. Load it on a cart, maneuver it through crowded aisles to stand in line waiting to check out, then wheel it in to parking lot and load it by myself. Oft times materials must be special order and that in and of its self is a joke. If something is out of the ordinary and the computer doesn't show it it doesn't exist. I have to convince the sales person that after almost 50 years in the business I know what I'm talking about.
When Home Depot first came into the area we received a special invitation to visit the store prior to the opening where they told us how much nicer it was going to be than what we were used to. Highly trained counter people, special contractor only checkout lines. Everything possible to speed up the process and lessen our time in the store so we could get back to the job quickly. What a joke.
Trying to find a salesperson to wait on you is difficult. When you do you stand there waiting while they explain to a homeowner how to do something. When you finally get your items, have checked out, you find the loading zone plugged with unattended vehicles so you must push the cart half way across a parking lot. Oh yeah they've made the process easier.
Then to add icing on the cake they are satisfied with just selling materials they also sell the installation, which puts them in completion with the local contractors.