That is insane! I was picturing, well, patches of waist high unmowed area or something. ! People have too much free time. (well someone does, anyway)
No kidding -- ticketable weeds to me would be waist-high over the entire lawn area. That ain't nothin'.
Thinking about the point of the weed thing -- rodents, right? Where are they gonna hide in your "weeds"?
And while it isn't manicured within an inch of its life (talk about a waste of one's time), your lawn looks fine to me.
I have 4 kids, a bearded dragon, 2 buff Orpington, 2 black Australorp, a barred rock, a silver laced Wyandotte, a golden laced Wyandotte and 2 Ameraucana. I am thinking actually EE, in truth and one of them being the s/he.

