That is insane! I was picturing, well, patches of waist high unmowed area or something. ! People have too much free time. (well someone does, anyway)
No kidding -- ticketable weeds to me would be waist-high over the entire lawn area. That ain't nothin'.
Thinking about the point of the weed thing -- rodents, right? Where are they gonna hide in your "weeds"?
And while it isn't manicured within an inch of its life (talk about a waste of one's time), your lawn looks fine to me.