Ralphie, I sincerely want to thank you for the suggestion and offer. Having met your wife and knowing mine intimately, I suspect that I would need to find an even more obscure and remote location than Togo to be safe. I am not sure there is such a place?
My wife is much smaller than I, but she is much faster and she could probably beat me at arm wrestling. As I see it she is also much meaner and can hold a grudge for a much longer time period. As you might conclude, my fate would be doomed.
If Togo is not remote enough, you would definitely be doomed.