Minnie I've thought about building an outdoor cob oven for baking super fresh pizza or bread but I'll be danged if I'll do it nekked. I'll get skeeter bit and scare off my neighbors.
Oh Ralphie I wish there was no such thing as double secret probation!!!.... It would have been so much fun.
I would never get skeeter bitten, If I was nekkid outside the skeeters would be scared off.