Minnesota!

[scandiafowl]

Hey ya'll....I'm venturing north of the Mason Dixon to find out what ya'll did with Ralphie. Actually there are several of us on the Turkey thread wondering about him. Last he posted he seemed to be getting a cold....then nothing. Did the guineas finally do him in? Did he fall into a state of manic depression after camp day? Or did he venture off in search of the perfect peach never to be seen again.....we are all curious. Ya'll stay warm up there!

We're wondering ourselves. If you decide to join the search party bring warm clothes!

 

[memphis]

We don't have warm clothes. Our gloves are purely decorative. If it falls into the 20 ' s we think we think we are dying! We own no snow plows. An inch of the white stuff renders us unable to go to work or school.
Ya'll seriously haven't heard from him either? Inquiring turkey lovers were wondering.

 

[The BlanchRanch]

Ham Lake, Mn here

Welcome!!!

 

[Minniechickmama]

Hey ya'll....I'm venturing north of the Mason Dixon to find out what ya'll did with Ralphie. Actually there are several of us on the Turkey thread wondering about him. Last he posted he seemed to be getting a cold....then nothing. Did the guineas finally do him in? Did he fall into a state of manic depression after camp day? Or did he venture off in search of the perfect peach never to be seen again.....we are all curious. Ya'll stay warm up there!

I think if he is checking in from wherever he is, that he will be back soon since I doubt he took a whole truckload of Mike's with him. Then, I could be wrong. But half the truck would have to be open for that special foo-foo Peruvian coffee he likes so well.

He went fishing bullheads and hunting grouse. I am sure he will return soon since we all know he can't stay away from all his birds for too much longer!

 

[Minniechickmama]

And Memphis, there is a rumor that he may be shacking up with a Sasquatch in the Northwoods, so perhaps she has taken him captive with her charm and wiley animal magnetism. Who knows? maybe they are raising a flock of wild turkeys up there and he doesn't miss his little Toads any more???

 

[Minniechickmama]

I just thought of something...
did anyone check Craigslist to see if his poultry are for sale? maybe Judy gave him the boot!

Or maybe he got some sucker to buy BR's jacket for half the asking price and he has skipped the country!?!?!?!

Boy, the rumors are flying now!!!

 

[Coffee 1st]

I think Ralphie drank to many Mikes made himself a feather headband and put some turkey feathers in his back pockets.. Went goobleing in the woods, Sasquatch seen him and thought he would be a grand prize to give to his mate, took him to camp offered him up she found him suitable and tossed him in the pen to wait it out to thanksgiving...

 

[Coffee 1st]

Im sure Judy went to the local farmers market bought out all the peaches, she is probably sitting in front of the tv with a lap full of peaches watching George Cloonie movies and time is just slipping by...

 

[Minniechickmama]

Im sure Judy went to the local farmers market bought out all the peaches, she is probably sitting in front of the tv with a lap full of peaches watching George Cloonie movies and time is just slipping by...

Go Judy! Go Judy! Go Judy! Go Judy!!!

 

[Minniechickmama]

I have realized something this week....
Chicken dust doesn't bother me, so long as I can't see it. This week, the sun is just right so I can see every dusty bit in the air and it drives me nuts!