MJ's little flock

[MaryJanet]

I eat sultanas with yoghurt on a daily basis. Although I also usually add oats, rice bran, cinnamon, nuts and seeds.

That sounds like a breakfast!

 

[LozzyR]

That sounds like a breakfast!

It is! I’m addicted to it too. My mum has started eating a nuts and seeds combo for breakfast with soy milk and her blood sugar is half of what it is when she has cereal.

 

[RoyalChick]

We do, but we tend to take it further than the Brits. We developed the saying “Having a Barry Crocker” which means ‘having a shocker’ ie having a terrible day. That got shortened down to “having a Baz”.

Oh I think all rhyming slang does that sort of thing - like 'have you cut your Barnet' (Barnet Fair = Hair) or 'my old china' (china plate = mate).
I could go on but most of the ones I remember are not for polite society

 

[LozzyR]

I need to get up!

 

[RoyalChick]

I need to get up!

Well that isn't happening any time soon!

 

[BY Bob]

The monologue went something like this.

Awrite darlin? What can I do you for? Cuppa sweet tea for you is it sweetheart? How about your sproggy? She won’t be wanting tea now will she? You’ll have to wait a bit for the sarnie. Will that be on brown or white sweetheart? etc etc.

Oh my gosh I wish i could have seen that.

 

[MaryJanet]

It is! I’m addicted to it too. My mum has started eating a nuts and seeds combo for breakfast with soy milk and her blood sugar is half of what it is when she has cereal.

It's a lot healthier than my Vegemite toast and tea.

 

[CrazyChookChookLady]

I need to get up!

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Not happening! You have a double dose of feline paralysis!

 

[LozzyR]

It's a lot healthier than my Vegemite toast and tea.

If your bread’s nice and grainy it should be ok.

 

[Shadrach]

Ok, what am I saying here?

Strewth, been flat out like a lizard drinking, yakking on the dog and bone all morning. Got some mates rocking up this arvo to sink some tinnies.

(NB: I have never used “strewth” in earnest, nor “cobber”. )

In my best English....
I say. I've been awfully lazy. I've been talking on the telephone all morning. I've got a few friends coming over this evening. I expect we'll have a few beers.