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"Uh-huh." *Makes shifty eyes* "Who was the last to post then, kid?"
"I--I was the last to see it before it . . ." *breaks into tears*
*Lawyer sits up, takes oath of truth and nothing but the truth, and stands, dusting imaginary pieces of dust from his suit* "Your excellency, might I bring to your attention the fact that SH is not, in fact, dead, but recovering quite well in emergency care. Its vital signs are steady at one post per two minutes. The accused is, thus, innocent."
"But the thread is still injured, so Miss. Blue_myst, you will have to spend a week doing community service." Judge says sternly.
"Uh-huh." *Makes shifty eyes* "Who was the last to post then, kid?"
"I--I was the last to see it before it . . ." *breaks into tears*
*Lawyer sits up, takes oath of truth and nothing but the truth, and stands, dusting imaginary pieces of dust from his suit* "Your excellency, might I bring to your attention the fact that SH is not, in fact, dead, but recovering quite well in emergency care. Its vital signs are steady at one post per two minutes. The accused is, thus, innocent."
"But the thread is still injured, so Miss. Blue_myst, you will have to spend a week doing community service." Judge says sternly.