Morning suprise? Horror?

[redhen]

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Bloodsucking Zombie Spiders.

I believe you.

Imp- They are after us.

They ARE, Impie.. they are!

 

[rancher hicks]

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I don't care what "kind" of spider it is. They are all aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ssssssssssssssssppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrs! to me.

Just like snakes! and mice and rats and bears and lions and alligators and sharks and , and, and,

 

[JetBlack]

Double tap that spider, for sure. Any spider that bites your eyeball, is bad bad bad.

 

[redhen]

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Bad spider!! Bad!!

 

[usschicago1]

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Noo..no..really.. I'm telling you!
It was planning to EAT her... wrap her in its web and munch on her slowly all day long...

You CRACK Me up

 

[JetBlack]

Quote:
Bloodsucking Zombie Spiders.

I believe you.

Imp- They are after us.

They ARE, Impie.. they are!

They hide and they wait.

And wait.

When you lie down to sleep, they slowly, begin to creep out of their webs, with their 8 weird legs. You know, if you could hear it, their legs would make a chittering sound.

As soon as they hear your breathing get all regular (just like they like it), they SCURRY to the legs of your bed and begin the ascent to the blankets. After that, they race to your pillow and wait. There they decide what part of your face to chew on, for the rest of the night.

 

[PineappleMama]

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Noo..no..really.. I'm telling you!
It was planning to EAT her... wrap her in its web and munch on her slowly all day long...

Yeah... IT was 'just a spider' too...

 

[JetBlack]

Name that bad boy Aragog.

 

[Rare Feathers Farm]

Reminds me of one I found a while back...

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=272707&p=1

 

[gritsar]

Must be Spider Day. I just posted about the daddy longlegs spider that was in my hair. He/she is now sitting on a picture frame here on the desk, glaring at me.

Obviously waiting for me to package him up and send him on his way to Redhen.