Most evil chicken, turkey, goose and Guinea fowl contest..

[SLAP STICK487]

Not so sure on where i should start---when it comes to talking about the terrible trio. But here goes. AS THEY WHERE young i always thought that having more than one rooster would give me an advantage when it comes to watching out for predators as i tend to my other animals on the farm i was starting. See the thing is they where so adorable as my wife would say. people often asked to buy them and i would say no....i thought well maybe the brothers wouldnt be so bad(note that these are old english rooster as i can recall). With that being said lets fast forward awhile......my wife and kids started asking me if the brothers had started to crow, unknowingly isaid u c ant be this serious 3;30 and 3;45 am...no this cant be so 3 days later-- im taking a shower i here smthn faintly ....then after im outside maybe a week later theirs all types of noise like something is tearing my chickens apart..then when i enter the area i see nothing..until a few days later i bent over to let them out and the crows shout threw my ear and they started to spar - then with everything else in the yard .

about a week later i noticed that one of the 4 was not a male ---well the females" head was trapped between the wire and after the boys were done LOL...well they have ben known as the terrible trio every since....they even go further with their names as to attack everyone that comes in the yard {all 3 at the same time} one is going for the head the other is at your back and one from the waste down...funny though i have seen them grab my cat and drop her in the pond on side of the house.....i mean ive even had a judge and cop tell me that i need a sign in the yard. they even attacks the kids but not me i even pic them up... so yes the cats and dogs both run from them

 

[SLAP STICK487]

how can i delete that that story really sucks...lol how bout video of the terrible trio would that count?

 

[NathanZee]

how can i delete that that story really sucks...lol how bout video of the terrible trio would that count?

You can edit it into a single period. Click the pencil on the bottom left of the post.

 

[duluthralphie]

how can i delete that that story really sucks...lol how bout video of the terrible trio would that count?

Keep the story add the video to it!

They sound like monsters! I loved the story...

Do you need to wear protective clothing when you go into your back yard now?

Only 27 more stories to go!!

 

[SLAP STICK487]

well i dont wear protective clothing but everyone else does...my dad even puts on his shades before he gets out the truck when he visits -----he say" as long asyou dont look them in the eyes" and if he drops his shades he finds the closest tree and puts his face against it...dont know the tend to make that tight circle and loop at your feet- just a feet or 2away and lets their beak touch the ground or if the alpha anitiates it they will stand tall and lean towards you to see if you move run or act scared ... if so then its full speed ahead. or simply kick you in the back of the calf if you think you got by without them noticing. then they have a few picks of people that they stalk and surround..( hanging off a low branch ,corner of house, basically any place that offers a good ambush) BUT YEAH I CAN GET PICS AND VIDEOS just gotta catch everyone else without them knowing im recording to get the funny ones

 

[duluthralphie]

well i dont wear protective clothing but everyone else does...my dad even puts on his shades before he gets out the truck when he visits -----he say" as long asyou dont look them in the eyes" and if he drops his shades he finds the closest tree and puts his face against it...dont know the tend to make that tight circle and loop at your feet- just a feet or 2away and lets their beak touch the ground or if the alpha anitiates it they will stand tall and lean towards you to see if you move run or act scared ... if so then its full speed ahead. or simply kick you in the back of the calf if you think you got by without them noticing. then they have a few picks of people that they stalk and surround..( hanging off a low branch ,corner of house, basically any place that offers a good ambush) BUT YEAH I CAN GET PICS AND VIDEOS just gotta catch everyone else without them knowing im recording to get the funny ones

These definitely are up there on the evil bird scale of evilness...

I would consider making soup out of them!!

But good entry.

 

[AxolotlLove]

My most evil bird is a northern rosella parrot mix. She is awful! She screams at 3am because she thinks it's funny, she throws her food dish and escapes her cage. And she loves to steal my food and eat it. She also sings every song she hears. And, she's not hand tamed because she refused to be

 

[duluthralphie]

My most evil bird is a northern rosella parrot mix. She is awful! She screams at 3am because she thinks it's funny, she throws her food dish and escapes her cage. And she loves to steal my food and eat it. She also sings every song she hears. And, she's not hand tamed because she refused to be

Thanks for your entry. She seems like a "sweetheart". Have you considered Parrot stew?

 

[NathanZee]

My most evil bird is a northern rosella parrot mix. She is awful! She screams at 3am because she thinks it's funny, she throws her food dish and escapes her cage. And she loves to steal my food and eat it. She also sings every song she hears. And, she's not hand tamed because she refused to be

I looked it up, she must be beautiful! Too bad about the screaming and escaping though. Isn't the singing good, or is it annoying?

 

[AxolotlLove]

I looked it up, she must be beautiful! Too bad about the screaming and escaping though. Isn't the singing good, or is it annoying? 

Oh yea, easily the most beautiful bird I own. Timphani (her name, she's named after a loud drum) is a great singer, but she sings with words, her favorite song to sing right now "starships" by Nikki Manaj. Rosellas aren'tknown to be much of talkers with human speech, but she is a mix. As I'm writing this my favorite Canary boy is singing for the first time!!! I guess he likes Meghan Trainor