I was in Portland today at the farmers market and I noticed a stand selling free range eggs. I nearly fainted when I saw they were $7 per dozen! I checked to see that that were actually chicken eggs and not duck or turkey, but alas they were chicken eggs. They weren't made of chocolate and they seemed to not be made of precious metal. How on earth can a dozen eggs be $7?? I thought I was cheaky charging $3.50 a dozen!