Mother In Laws

MIL's?
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...there, I didn't even say a word!
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Well, with my kids, I have an 'you eat what we eat or you don't eat.' I don't like having double-standards, so if any 'guest' tried that with me I'd tell them it's our house policy...

Now, food-allergies are a different story altogether...
 
this guy took his MIL to her doctors appointment,, doc came out and said,, i got good and bad news,,guy said whats the bad?,,, doc says,,, your MIL is in serious shape, she has just had a stroke, she cant walk, mover her arms,, your gonna have to bath her, change her diapers, feed her,, basically,, you'll be her arms, legs, and hands..... the guy was bummin,, said,, well whats the good news?,, doc said,,, i was lying,, hahahhaa,, she gonna die within the week.




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That is just wrong....

Well it's obviously true since she is 1/2 of the DNA of the husband.
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yeah i know! thats what i wanted to say!
 
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Oh my SILs are Mini-MILs-In-Training. I really wish I would have gotten normal, down to earth, brush it off type inlaws. I'd LOVE to have inlaws that wanted me around. ::sigh:: Can't have cake and eat it too, I'm afraid...
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My MIL conceived my husband on birth control. Birthing him was the only 'good' she's ever done.

I'm not hurting my husband. He doesn't like her either.
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