" 'Ere, pass us Lady Marigold." I called to me brother. "Naw, catch 'er yourself." He replied. I sighed 'n' went to catch Marigold. You would fink he'd 'elp 'is sista out, but naw. I caught Marigold 'n' stucka moustache to 'er face, boy did I laugh. I then went to grab Egg. That was touf, she wouldn't let me grab 'er, so I frew the stache at 'er face. It landed perfectly 'pon 'er beak. Soon, alla me chooks had been stached. I laughed 'til the sun went down.
(I think that's it, but my brain kept correcting everything. XD)
Translation:
"Here, pass me Lady Marigold." I called to my brother. "No, catch her yourself." He replied. I sighed and went to catch Marigold. You would think he'd want to help his sister out, but no. I caught Marigold and stuck a moustache to her face, boy did I laugh. I then went to grab Egg. That was tough, she wouldn't let me grab her, so I threw the stache at her face. It landed perfectly upon her beak. Soon, all of my chickens had been moustached. I laughed until the sun went down.