Oh myThis is what Pan sent me:
Pan: Thunderstorm! I feel for you but I'm happy cuz I love thunderstorms.
Pan: Glass breaking wind! Power outages! Whoo!
Me: Crap. Wait, you broke your window?
Pan: No. But that's the estimated wind speed in the thick of the storm. It's probably gonna pass us. ;_;
Me: Dang. That means it's gonna hit me! I gotta lock up animals, brb.

