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I'm sure they knew full well no one could come up with an insurance policy like that. Just a way to say no without saying NO.
My understanding of the law, though, is that the ducks have no rights because they are assumed to belong to no one. *** I lost 100 ducks not too long ago, last seen flying toward Ocala...anyone get my drift?*** How do they know it's not my ducks or your own escaped and living in the parks? Work in small groups, be fast and discreet. Kids are the best catchers. Go to the park for a picnic, lure a few friendly ducks over, place them in boxes - or better yet travel kennels - and drive away promptly. I did it up in Margate...drove right past the extermination workers roughly tossing the ducks in the back of their van. They glared at me, so I put my sunglasses on and kept driving. If I lived closer to Ocala, I'd be there to help in a heartbeat.
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My understanding of the law, though, is that the ducks have no rights because they are assumed to belong to no one. *** I lost 100 ducks not too long ago, last seen flying toward Ocala...anyone get my drift?*** How do they know it's not my ducks or your own escaped and living in the parks? Work in small groups, be fast and discreet. Kids are the best catchers. Go to the park for a picnic, lure a few friendly ducks over, place them in boxes - or better yet travel kennels - and drive away promptly. I did it up in Margate...drove right past the extermination workers roughly tossing the ducks in the back of their van. They glared at me, so I put my sunglasses on and kept driving. If I lived closer to Ocala, I'd be there to help in a heartbeat.
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