My bag of scratch just growled at me

[PandoraTaylor]

I have walked into the feed shed and had them growl and try to bluff me out of MINE shed! But they always run when I get close.
Hubby shoots them if they become too much of a problem to close to the house. I feed them left over Parrot seed
at the end of our 1/4 mile long driveway....I do try to keep them away from the house & feed shed though.

 

[urban dreamer]

They are sure good eaten though!

 

[Wifezilla]

Yeah I feed them

So does my idiot neighbor. I have been quietly rehoming them for months.

 

[millebantam]

I feed them lead, and lots of it.

 

[neuchicontheblock]

I just found a mouse in a sealed closed metal garbage can full of dog food. Almost dead. He is now though, I bet.

 

[MaggieRae]

Quote:
This happened to me once. Only I came out with a really big rat snake that had been eating all the mice that had been eating all my horse feed!

I jumped about 5 feet. The good news is, the bag was empty. We just carried it out (using horse whips, not our hands

) and tossed it in the trash. We like rat snakes, just not in our feed bags.

 

[doubled]

a friend of mine sings a song that says this about squirrels:

well, the aint no fat but there's plenty of meat in em
and you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin em
the jokes of you if ya buy your meat from the store
shame what folks pay good money for

his record label is called squirrel records and he has bumper stickers that say...

squirrel: natures little speedbumps (i also have this a a hooded sweatshirt)
squirrel: the other white meat
squirrel: it's not just for breakfast anymore
squirrel: it's what's for supper

he was going to make a t-shirt that had a "tuna can" with a tail hanging out that read squirrel: chicken of the tree

 

[emys]

he was going to make a t-shirt that had a "tuna can" with a tail hanging out that read squirrel: chicken of the tree[

HA! That is Funny!

Great story. Made me laugh!​

 

[urban dreamer]

"Chicken of the Tree" Oh that made my day. Nothing like squirrle roasting over an open fire in the woods on a freashly de-barked hickory limp. MMmmm, Im going hunt'n this weekend!

 

[redhen]

LOL

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