My bank is getting robbed....

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and put down the chicken ma'am...noone has to get hurt here!...

if you desist now, we will make sure the chicken gets a good home and your mugshot will be just like a Glamour Shots photo!

Ma'am!....what in gods name are you doing to that bird!..
 
the above line is intended for pc...i don't do anything unsavory with my birds...unless letting my 2 year old snuggle them is considered torture.
 
All they said so far was....

40 year old white male came in waving a gun and yelled he was robbing the bank...got away with an undisclosed amount of cash...police still at the scene.


there you have it...I am NOT a white male and they waved a gun...not a chicken.


me,
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funny you should mention the weather guy...i called the station and asked them if they were going to run the story and they said...yeah, they were there right now.

then i emailed the weather man and blamed him for not making it snow harder at the moment because they would have stayed home and it was all his fault. I love blaming him for weather related issues.

all my chickens are in the coop.


the bank is next to the funeral home....

have fun with that.
 
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AH HA!....i KNEW he was there!.....suuure all your chickens are in the coop...likely story....ma'am you'll have to come downtown with us for some questions!...
 
oh my, how scary is that! my bank got robbed a few weeks ago. and the other bank in the same center has been robbed a few times. and one of the branches of credit union closed after it got robbed 3 times, and now I have to drive farther when I need to go there.

thats funny you email the weather man
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