Hello, I am teaching my chicken to be smarter. She already is smart, I just need her to realize more of her potential. She is one of the few chickens I know of that is able to use Microsoft Excel. I have had her write all the spreadsheets to manage my household finances. The only problem, is that she cannot operate the shift key at the same time as hitting another button, which means that punctuation is out of the question. I have tried her using a tablet, but the touch screen doesn't register with her beak. Has any one else experienced this kind of difficulty with their chicken? Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks, Jaques. PS she is a Blue Orpington named Suzie.