my daily heart attack

[kinnip]

I swear guineas have pocket watches and a nasty sense of humour! Every night at five o' clock they come flying and screeching from their house to the roof of my house. It's so sudden and loud, it stops my heart. I continue to feel the need to run outside and make sure no one is hurt. There I am standing in the yard looking up at these rotten guineas on the roof, and I swear, they're laughing at me! Right now, they're making the move to the deck where they will continue with their evil plan to remove the splines from my window screens.

 

[youdontknow32]

 

[Guitartists]

 

[BeckyLa]

And people wonder why I won't have guineas, or peafowl for that matter. It's hard enough holding on to what little sanity I have left!

 

[monarc23]

i hear how my neighbors are so I can completely imagine how i'd feel if i heard mine get startled like that worring OMG what's after them!??!! LOL!

 

[GUIENALADY]

when i had lots more guineas ,before the ahh so called neighbors got cranky, i was woke up every morning with the sound of thundering feet running along the trailer roof, then during the evening just before dark i would go out and watch them run from one roof to the other...they would flyl up to the roof of the storage trailer out back,jump fly to the 40 foot long shed,to the carport, and then to our trailer to the end and fly down and start all over again!!

kinda looked like german helmets with feet.

 

[Foxhound lady]

 

[rubyv67]

Well now I know I don't think I want guineas! Do thet taste as good as the trouble the little buggers are?

 

[chickens4jojo]

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[BirdBoy88]