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My doctor Really has my number

i have gotten no sympathy from my friends and family when I told them what the doctor said

Best friend: "yup.... what he said is petty much true"

Dear Love: " he told you to stay of it? that's not going to happen. have you told him about how the chickens tripped you the week before?"


Mom: " You should have told him about the chicken on the porch when you tipped. Oh ! i know! She secretly suck a leg out and tripped you on purpose!"

second friend: "only you...."

another friend: "you lied to the doctor. you didn't tripe. that is too mundain for you. you had a chicken on the porch and she gave you the stink eye and it scared you so much you fell off."


SEE?! i get no support
 
the whole office is now on to me!

I came in the other day to get my mom's prescription and the receptionist looked me over and said " what did you do this time?"
 
My appendix burst while I was 8 weeks pregnant with my first child. I justified the pain but thinking it was round ligament stretching. Pitiful how little I knew back then.
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Good news, emergency appedectomy and my daughter beat the odds of spontaneous abortion.
 

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