So I see the doctor today and the visit goes like this...
he walks in and shakes his head ' kristen kristen kristen, what did you do this time?"
me: " I fell off the porch"
him: " how did you do that?"
me: " I tripped"
him "thats it? just tripped? no run over by sheep, no kicked by a cow or bit by a horse? just... tripped?"
me: "yup"
doctor: "wow "
so he starts looking me over and tells me I have a very bad sprain and that he doesn't think it has any serious tissue damage otherwise.
him: " so tough woman did you take anything for it?" (he actually said those exact words without a hint of sarcasm)
me: "I took some ibuprofen the next day when iw as using the pitch fork to turn the soil and it made my ankle worse"
doctor does a double take and his eye get wide " YOU took something? It must really hurt."
so he hecks it over again to make sure there is no break since in his mind i must really be hurting to take anything
doctor: " I want you to stay off your foot..." he stares at me in silence for a long moment " But telling you that is useless isn't it?"
me: "yup"
doctor: "Oh i give up"
he walks in and shakes his head ' kristen kristen kristen, what did you do this time?"
me: " I fell off the porch"
him: " how did you do that?"
me: " I tripped"
him "thats it? just tripped? no run over by sheep, no kicked by a cow or bit by a horse? just... tripped?"
me: "yup"
doctor: "wow "
so he starts looking me over and tells me I have a very bad sprain and that he doesn't think it has any serious tissue damage otherwise.
him: " so tough woman did you take anything for it?" (he actually said those exact words without a hint of sarcasm)
me: "I took some ibuprofen the next day when iw as using the pitch fork to turn the soil and it made my ankle worse"
doctor does a double take and his eye get wide " YOU took something? It must really hurt."
so he hecks it over again to make sure there is no break since in his mind i must really be hurting to take anything
doctor: " I want you to stay off your foot..." he stares at me in silence for a long moment " But telling you that is useless isn't it?"
me: "yup"
doctor: "Oh i give up"