My Hatching Journey: the Adventures of a Complete Newbie

[BantyChooks]

Bring them to the Walmart parking lot, and sell them like a box of puppies.

You think Wal-mart has that many people at it?

 

[BullChick]

You think Wal-mart has that many people at it?

Yes

 

[BantyChooks]

Yes

We'll say I almost never have trouble finding parking, and leave it at that.



Maybe I could put a flyer up at the feed & grain store.....

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Faith we got eggs that know the game plan well now that there is something else . Now you got that song stuck in my head .:/

Mwahahahaha

Mine too!

lol sorry

Bring them to the Walmart parking lot, and sell them like a box of puppies.

good idea!

You think Wal-mart has that many people at it?   

mine does, and hawk them at people with kids

We'll say I almost never have trouble finding parking, and leave it at that. 



Maybe I could put a flyer up at the feed & grain store.....

or use their parking lot lol

 

[BantyChooks]

mine does, and hawk them at people with kids
or use their parking lot lol

Baad idea!
A, I want my chicks to go to people who know what they're doing, not as impulse buys.
B, I'd get in twouble for loitering.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Baad idea!
A, I want my chicks to go to people who know what they're doing, not as impulse buys.
B, I'd get in twouble for loitering.

ask the feed store people if they no of anyone that wants some babies

 

[BantyChooks]

ask the feed store people if they no of anyone that wants some babies

 

[DwayneNLiz]

some of them may just take them, esp if you pretend that you had a mia broody that magically reappeared

 

[BYC910]

Baad idea!
A, I want my chicks to go to people who know what they're doing, not as impulse buys.
B, I'd get in twouble for loitering.

Lesson 21 the unattached approach to hatching. Once the chick has hatched do not hold cuddle or show affection toward the said chick

. Remember the longer you keep it the more it consumes . It is a absolute must this rule is followed . You see the chick eats little at first and poops little at first . So chick grows poop pile grows and the money pile shrinks.

No money = no feed = no new hatches = no mo chicken . Now you get out there and sell them chicken and no excuses

And non of that bleeding heart crap neither . I swear

we gonna do with you just

You could sell with a money back guarantee . Works for me I guarantee you ain't getting no money back from me .

And don't you be hanging out at no Walmart parking lot neither you take them chicken to a strip club where they strip off the feathers and eat em!!!! Hope this has helped with your chicken marketing skills . Future classes will be added on a as needed bases .

 

[BYC910]