My Hatching Journey: the Adventures of a Complete Newbie

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THINGS TO DO WHILST WAITING FOR EGGS TO PIP
A) Reorganise the pantry
B) Make 14 loaves of bread
C) Set a new record for the number of times you can say "I'm going insane" without making a mistake
D) Play "Go fish" with the dog
E) Become fluent in Swahili
F) Run away from Kristin
G) Go crawdad huntin'
H) Watch videos on how to butcher a guinea
J) Miss a letter in your list and see how many notice
K) Plan a coop build
L) Search "hatching eggs" on eBay before realising it was a baaad idea
M) Worry about power outages
N) See how many chocolate bars you can down in a minute
O) See just how many imaginary chicks you hear peeping in lockdown
P) Set up a new pen for chicks on the way
Q) Make lists like this one
R) Pick up your Xanax perscription
S) Laugh at autocorrect turning "Xanax" into "Canada"
T) Hug a duck
U) Research hatching upright vs on side
V) Watch clouds blow by
W) Upgrade the other bators
X) Occasionally have a moment of panic in which you think you forgot to turn the eggs
Y) Dust the coop roof off
Z) Order more eggs
 
THINGS TO DO WHILST WAITING FOR EGGS TO PIP
A) Reorganise the pantry
B) Make 14 loaves of bread
C) Set a new record for the number of times you can say "I'm going insane" without making a mistake
D) Play "Go fish" with the dog
E) Become fluent in Swahili
F) Run away from Kristin
G) Go crawdad huntin'
H) Watch videos on how to butcher a guinea
J) Miss a letter in your list and see how many notice
K) Plan a coop build
L) Search "hatching eggs" on eBay before realising it was a baaad idea
M) Worry about power outages
N) See how many chocolate bars you can down in a minute
O) See just how many imaginary chicks you hear peeping in lockdown
P) Set up a new pen for chicks on the way
Q) Make lists like this one
R) Pick up your Xanax perscription
S) Laugh at autocorrect turning "Xanax" into "Canada"
T) Hug a duck
U) Research hatching upright vs on side
V) Watch clouds blow by
W) Upgrade the other bators
X) Occasionally have a moment of panic in which you think you forgot to turn the eggs
Y) Dust the coop roof off
Z) Order more eggs

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