I happen to know that the little old lady greeter at our Wal-Mart
has been there 23 years. Since they opened the store.
How do I know this? By my spending an hour or two with her this
summer as my wife shopped for something. I hung out with her outside
and actually helped greet some shoppers. It was quite enjoyable. It
was, just as you people seem to think, a Spook floorshow.
We had a crowd.
I can't help it. Even in the Halloween woods this year...I'm at my scariest.
No one was scared of me. We laugh, we entertain. Danced with a few women.
Posed for pictures.
But 'tis true....I was a greeter for a very short time.
My wife knows better than to let me out in public.