My living will

[redhen]

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[Slinkytoys]

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Way cool, my husband and I went to see the Bodies at the same exhibit. There's supposed to be an even bigger collection in Germany. Umm, I do think an untreated body would still decay in Plasticine. Gosh, this is a gross subject

Slinky

 

[Zahboo]

My living will is simple. I want to be cremated and my ashes will not be on the mantle! Just throw them away or something. I don't want to be in the ground, buried. I want all my chickens rehomed through BYC and close friends get belongings. Mom will keep my dog until she dies.

 

[JetBlack]

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Don't do that. That's what my grandmother did (Dad's mom). No funeral, no memorial service. She donated her body to science so when she died, she just went away. 20-odd years later and it still feels very weird. The funeral is for the living. They need it, not you.

 

[joebryant]

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Yeah, me too. Then I want to be put on display in the Capitol building so future generations can see that at one time there really was a perfect specimen of a truly-most-handsome, perfectly-well-built man who lived.

 

[JetBlack]

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Thank you

I'm a dork. Fascinated by particle physics (I just bought a 1 watt laser that will light a person on fire!) because it makes my head spin and allegedly, there were, at the same time, two people who ever understood it. Dr. Richard Feynann was told that, in an interview and he went quiet. The interviewer asked him what he was thinking about. "I'm just wondering who the other person is." Yeah, I don't think anyone ever understood it. If you ever want to fill your life with the word "WHAT?!?!" either get married or study particle physics.

I get so caught up in whatever I am interested in, nothing else matters. Ever meet those people? They are annoying. I live in my own world, a lot. Population... 1. To me, almost everything is joke material. That has to get old.

I talk too fast.

I could get carpal tunnel, typing about all my flaws.

 

[EweSheep]

You might be in a competition with Han Solo when he met his end when he got poured.

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Yeah, me too. Then I want to be put on display in the Capitol building so future generations can see that at one time there really was a perfect specimen of a truly-most-handsome, perfectly-well-built man who lived.

 

[pbjmaker]

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I'm a dork. Fascinated by particle physics (I just bought a 1 watt laser that will light a person on fire!) because it makes my head spin and allegedly, there were, at the same time, two people who ever understood it. Dr. Richard Feynann was told that, in an interview and he went quiet. The interviewer asked him what he was thinking about. "I'm just wondering who the other person is." Yeah, I don't think anyone ever understood it. If you ever want to fill your life with the word "WHAT?!?!" either get married or study particle physics.

I get so caught up in whatever I am interested in, nothing else matters. Ever meet those people? They are annoying. I live in my own world, a lot. Population... 1. To me, almost everything is joke material. That has to get old.

I talk too fast.

I could get carpal tunnel, typing about all my flaws.

Yeah - I've been married 21 years so I have said WHAT and/or WTH quite a bit over the years...

I'm the same way about getting caught up in what ever I'm interested in to the point I kind of blot out the world and to my husbands annoyance - housework...

So what are you going to light on fire with that laser????

 

[usschicago1]

i want a viking funeral. I want to be cremated, but in a boat, and as im drifting away i want fire arrows shot up in the air to light my boat on fire

 

[joebryant]

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Too funny and scary to comment!