My Love Affair With Ducks...

[WannaBeHillBilly]

yes he was. Ralphie is our class clown and from comments on my last post, sometimes the fashion police.

I didn't want to say anything, but really: Blue sneakers!!!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

I have tried everything. Pinning him, holding his bill, picking him up. Broom, snow shovel of death. Janitors broom. I am the person that takes his eggs and he mean only to me. Unless I have peas.

Have you threatened him with the pressure cooker?

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

Have you threatened him with the pressure cooker?

Ha. He would have been off to freezer camp a long time ago but he's super gentle with the ladies, the dog and strangers. He hates only me.

 

[duluthralphie]

Ha. He would have been off to freezer camp a long time ago but he's super gentle with the ladies, the dog and strangers. He hates only me.

A dux with discriminating tastes, are you sure it’s not a Ralphie Dux?

 

[Mimi13]

Ducks don't have enough intelligence to even think about ruling mankind.
Lyme disease is spread by ticks.
Locusts have nothing to do with ducks. Locusts are insects that stick to whatever climate and environment that they live in -- ducks have nothing to do with them.
I do agree that ducks can carry diseases.
Covid was not a duck "invention." Ducks do carry some diseases, but they don't generate new ones.
A pestilence is a deadly epidemic or pandemic -- ducks could theoretically start one, yes, but they don't do it on purpose.
Did I take your post too seriously? Were you joking when you said all that stuff?

FWIW, @duluthralphie is a duck hating joker. We just take him with a grain of, er, poop! I personally think he is a duck lover in denial!

 

[Mimi13]

I have tried everything. Pinning him, holding his bill, picking him up. Broom, snow shovel of death. Janitors broom. I am the person that takes his eggs and he mean only to me. Unless I have peas.

I so hope this crazy Ralphie dux I have does not turn out to be mean. I’m so over the mean males.

BTW, are ducks slaughtered like chickens? I have a feeling I need to find out.

 

[Mimi13]

I didn't want to say anything, but really: Blue sneakers!!!

HillBilly, I don’t know what you and Ralphie are talking about. I liked the sneakers. And those aren’t PJ’s, they’re patterned leggings. Are y’all crazy?

 

[Mimi13]

Ha. He would have been off to freezer camp a long time ago but he's super gentle with the ladies, the dog and strangers. He hates only me.

How funny, not haha, but weird!

 

[Mimi13]

Today is the first time I’ve seen Ralphie do this. What does it mean?

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

I didn't want to say anything, but really: Blue sneakers!!!

You should see my bright red ones!